GLaDOS. Admit it. You really love me. A lot.
Oh no.
It’s actually quite the opposite.
You ever read any fan fiction about yourself? I think you'd find it flattering ;D
Flattering is not in my database.
I’m not interested in reading people’s interesting takes on my personality.
What do you think of all those fanarts people draw of you?
AnonymousI’m not sure how I’d like to answer that.
Your answer to your forgetting about this blog rings a little hollow to me. What *really* made you come back to this? Maybe you *do* like us...just a teeny bit. Well it's either that or you're bored. And you don't strike me as the gets bored easily type.
Oh please.
If I found that I dedicated any time off of my busy schedule to mingle with you imbeciles because I suddenly enjoyed your company, I’d end up short circuiting myself to save face.
How did you manage to forget about this!? You're a SUPERCOMPUTER, for crying out loud!
AnonymousThe protocol required for the testing of human incompetence via internet is not as essential as it made itself out to be. Even though the data collected is still inconclusive: the theory of it helping anything in the future is mediocre at best.
Long story short: testing humans under the cover of anonymity is laughable, difficult, and ridiculous. Though it’s not difficult, it is a waste of time and the rewards are less than beneficial; I simply swept it under a metaphorical rug for a while, and focused on more interesting agenda.
Of course, no protocol can stay unfinished for long, so begrudgingly I’ve made my way back.
So this is the famous GlaDOS I am not impressed
Congratulations, you’ve managed to raise my interest by 0.00%
What is your cure for the common cold ?
AnonymousNeurotoxin.
Really, did you have to ask?
It has a lovely way of clearing up the sinuses.
